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Salon Internet Magazine

2008-10-26T18:41:00.000-04:00

"What is the difference between Palin and a Muslim fundamentalist? Lipstick."

Margaret Cho (Korean Comedian Trying to Make it in USA)

2008-10-26T18:40:00.000-04:00

"They shouldn't have the right to call themselves Christian, for they have no Christ-like attributes. I am a feminist and a Christian - and when I see Sarah Palin - I see neither. And it is official. She is evil."

Washington Post Staff Writer (Only Lesbos Are Women!)

2008-10-26T18:30:00.001-04:00

"Her [Sarah Palin] greatest hypocrisy is in her pretense that she is a woman."

Roseanne Barr (Late 80's TV Personality Hates Sarah Palin)

2008-10-26T18:25:00.004-04:00

"Bad Mother Palin is blabbing about how her pregnant teenage daughter has made the right choice!!! Well, first of all, Ms. Palin, I mean Mrs. Palin, your slutty daughter wouldn't have a choice to make at all, if you had your way!!! ...I can see that she gets off talking badly to Barack, and I am sure the "N word" is rollin around that empty head of hers somewhere."

Al Gore (Third World Children are Better Than Yours)

2008-10-26T18:25:00.001-04:00

"Any child born into the hugely consumptionist way of life so common in the industrial world will have an impact that is, on average, many times more destructive than that of a child born in the developing world."

John Kerry Thinks People in the Military are Stupid

2008-10-26T18:13:00.000-04:00

You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.

OJ Simpson

2007-04-28T21:45:00.000-04:00

"I consider myself a relatively moral guy"

Bill Clinton (1974)

2007-04-28T21:41:00.000-04:00

"If a President of the United States ever lied to the American people he should resign."

Bill Clinton (Both Quotes)

2007-04-28T21:35:00.000-04:00

"You can't say you love your country and hate your government."

"A lot of wonderful people love their country and hate the military."

Carol Malia (BBC)

2007-04-28T21:33:00.000-04:00

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."

Alicia Silverstone (Actress)

2007-04-28T21:25:00.000-04:00

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

David Dinkins (Former New York City Mayor)

2007-04-08T14:18:00.000-04:00

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."

Marion Berry (Former Mayor of Washington DC)

2007-04-08T14:16:00.000-04:00

"First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl."

Barbara Boxer

2007-04-08T14:15:00.000-04:00

Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.

Ivana Trump

2007-04-08T14:13:00.000-04:00

"Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."

Gerry Brown

2007-04-08T13:55:00.000-04:00

"The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others."

Sean Penn

2007-03-31T21:42:00.000-04:00

"The money that's spent on this war would be better spent on building levees in New Orleans and health care in Africa and care for our veterans. Iraq is not our toilet. It's a country of human beings whose lives that were once oppressed by Saddam are now in Dante's Inferno."

Rosie O'Donnell

2007-03-31T21:35:00.000-04:00

"But interesting with the British sailors, there were 15 British sailors and Marines who apparently went into Iranian waters and they were seized by the Iranians. And I have one thing to say: Gulf of Tonkin, Google it. Okay."

Frank Albrecht (Animal Rights Activist Who Wants to Kill Orphaned Polar Bear Instead of Letting be Raised by Humans)

2007-03-31T21:33:00.000-04:00

"Hand-feeding is not appropriate for the species and is a grave violation of the animal protection laws"...."Legally speaking, the zoo should kill the baby bear. Otherwise it is condemning the bear to a dysfunctional life and that too is a breach of the law."

Jimmy Carter

2007-03-31T21:29:00.000-04:00

"There will be no peace until Israel agrees to withdraw from all occupied Palestinian territory."

Stupid Parent

2007-03-31T21:18:00.000-04:00

"My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."

Ray Nagin (New Orleans)

2007-03-25T19:54:00.000-04:00

"It's time for us to come together. It's time for us to rebuild New Orleans — the one that should be a chocolate New Orleans. This city will be a majority African American city. It's the way God wants it to be. You can't have New Orleans no other way. It wouldn't be New Orleans"........"This city will be chocolate at the end of the day."

United for Peace and Justice (Yawnnnnn...)

2007-03-25T19:50:00.000-04:00

"The Political Cooperative will put a new, temporary government in place that is comprised of people from Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch and all the organizations that have finally made us aware of the truth of the savage practices and illegal policies of our government in assassinating our own officials as well as people throughout the world who oppose their criminal activity."

Noam Chomsky (Under His Way of Thinking, Jews who Defended Themselves During the Holocaust Were Terrorists)

2007-03-25T19:49:00.000-04:00

"I have been writing about terrorism for 25 years always using the official U.S. definition, but that definition is un-usable, and the reason is that when you use that definition it turns out, not surprisingly,that the U.S is one of the leading terrorist states, and the other states become terrorist or non-terrorist depending on how they are relating to U.S. goals."

Steven Erlanger (New York Times)

2007-03-25T19:47:00.000-04:00

"The asymmetry in the reported death tolls is marked and growing: some 230 Lebanese dead, most of them civilians, to 25 Israeli dead, 13 of them civilians. In Gaza, one Israel soldier has died from his own army's fire, and 103 Palestinians have been killed, 70 percent of them militants. The cold figures, combined with Israeli air attacks on civilian infrastructure...have led to accusations by France and the European Union...that Israel is guilty of 'disproportionate use of force'..."

Oliver Stone

2007-03-25T19:42:00.000-04:00

“Terrorism is a manageable action. It can be lived with.”

Hillary Clinton (Talking About OTHER People)

2007-03-17T18:15:00.000-04:00

"They are the most disgusting group of political thugs that I have ever seen."

Frank Rizzo (Former Philadelphia Police Chief)

2007-03-17T18:08:00.000-04:00

"The streets are safe in Philadelphia -- it's only the people who make them unsafe."

Al Gore (People Less Important Than Trees? Maybe He Really is Made of Wood)

2007-03-17T18:05:00.000-04:00

"The Pacific Yew can be cut down and processed to produce a potent chemical, taxol, which offers some promise of curing certain forms of lung, breast, and ovarian cancer in patients who would otherwise quickly die. It seems an easy choice -- sacrifice the tree for a human life -- until one learns that three trees must be destroyed for each patient treated, that only specimens more than a hundred years old contain the potent chemical in their bark, and that there are very few of these yews remaining on earth."

John Bowman (Washington DC Councilman)

2007-03-17T18:04:00.000-04:00

"If crime went down 100%, it would still be fifty times higher than it should be."

Marion Berry

2007-03-17T18:02:00.000-04:00

"There are two kinds of truth. There are real truths, and there are made up truths."

Chrissie Hynde (Putrifying Former Rock-Star)

2007-03-10T21:54:00.000-05:00

“I hope the Muslims win.”

Hillary Clinton

2007-03-10T21:51:00.000-05:00

"I mean, you've got a conservative and right-wing press presence with really nothing on the other end of the political spectrum."

Hillary Clinton (Perhaps the Funniest Thing Ever Said)

2007-03-10T21:50:00.000-05:00

"Why do I have to keep proving to people that I am not a liar?"

Hillary Clinton

2007-03-10T21:49:00.000-05:00

"I have to admit that a good deal of what my husband and I have learned [about Islam] has come from our daughter."

Hillary Clinton

2007-03-10T21:47:00.000-05:00

"It's been said, and I think it's accurate, that my husband was obsessed by terrorism in general and al-Qaida in particular."

Ajai Raj (Liberal Having a Hissy-Fit Against Ann Coulter)

2007-03-10T21:44:00.000-05:00

"So, what do you think about conservative men that all they do with their wives is fuck them in the ass?"

Eric Berndt (Asked to a Supreme Court Justice)

2007-03-10T21:41:00.000-05:00

"Do you sodomize your wife?"

Nicholas J. Von Pless

2007-03-10T21:40:00.000-05:00

"What scholarly contribution does ROTC offer on a campus, when it is primarily about fighting tactics and stifles free speech?"

Anonymous Student, Syarif Hidayatullah State Islamic University (Jakarta, Indonesia)

2007-03-10T21:36:00.000-05:00

"Who's the terrorists?"

Al Franken

2007-03-10T21:32:00.000-05:00

Making jokes about Terri Schiavo is one of the hardest things I've had to do as a humorist.

Eleanor Clift (The McLaughlin Group)

2007-03-03T14:53:00.000-05:00

"[Russia’s Vladimir Putin is] the only one of those leaders who goes in there [the G8 summit] with a commanding popularity among his own people, because he is perceived to be an effective dictator. What we have in this country is a dictator who’s ineffective."

Eleanor Clift (Newsweek)

2007-03-03T14:52:00.001-05:00

"There’s nothing this administration won’t do under the guise of battling terrorism....The only way the American people can stop Bush’s imperial expansion of power short is to turn out in massive numbers to take back one or the other body of Congress from Republican control."

U.S. News and World Report

2007-03-03T14:48:00.000-05:00

"Vote Democratic, Earn More."

Jack Cafferty (Another Uninspiring CNN News Vomiter)

2007-03-03T14:46:00.000-05:00

"The last time we got a tape from Osama bin Laden was right before the 2004 presidential election. Now here we are, four days away from hearings starting in Washington into the wiretapping of America’s telephones without bothering to get a court order or a warrant, and up pops another tape from Osama bin Laden. Coincidence? Who knows."

Katie Couric

2007-03-03T14:43:00.000-05:00

"Gas is the lowest it’s been all year, a nationwide average of $2.23 a gallon. It hasn’t been that low since last Christmas. But is this an election-year present from President Bush to fellow Republicans?"

Cindy Sheehan

2007-02-17T17:03:00.000-05:00

"I see Iraq as the base for spreading imperialism."

Bob Schieffer, CBS News

2007-02-17T16:58:00.000-05:00

"I’m Bob Schieffer. It just keeps getting worse in Iraq. The death toll is rising. Tension is growing between Shiites and Sunnis. Is the country sliding toward civil war?"

Jonathan Alter, Newsweek,

2007-02-17T16:48:00.000-05:00

"I don’t have a clue as to whether [former House Majority Leader Tom] DeLay violated the law or not, this very old Texas statute that he’s been indicted on, but I do know it’s the first time in 200 years that the House of Representatives has been run for a whole decade, or almost a decade, by a corrupt zealot."

Ty Burr, Boston Globe Movie Critic

2007-02-17T16:46:00.000-05:00

"Stealth is a pretty fair military-hardware action movie until you start thinking about it — at which point it turns incredibly sour in your mouth. I can therefore recommend it to any and all audiences lacking higher brain functions. Sea cucumbers, perhaps. Ones waving American flags.... This is exactly the sort of movie we don’t need right now: a delusional military fantasy in which collateral damage doesn’t exist....For a movie to pretend, in the face of the deaths of tens of thousands of Iraqi men, women, and children directly or indirectly caused by our presence there, that we can wage war without anyone really getting hurt isn’t naive, or wishful thinking, or a jim-dandy way to spend a Saturday night at the movies. It’s an obscenity."

Nina Totenberg, NPR

2007-02-17T16:40:00.000-05:00

"I just want to say: Who are we? We are people who have always been for inspections of prisons, for some degree of human rights, and now we’re defending neither.... We have now violated everything that we stand for. It is the first time in my life I have been ashamed of my country."

Al Gore

2007-02-04T16:27:00.000-05:00

"A zebra does not change its spots."

Brooke Shields

2007-02-04T16:26:00.000-05:00

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

Marion Berry (Former Mayor of Washington DC)

2007-02-04T16:23:00.000-05:00

"Outside of the killings, [Washington] has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."

Bill Maher (Typical Grade-C Celebrity-Liberal)

2007-02-04T16:04:00.000-05:00

"When people say to me, 'You hate America,' I don't hate America. I love America. I am just embarrassed that it has been taken over by people like evangelicals, by people who do not believe in science and rationality. It is the 21st century. And I will tell you, my friend. The future does not belong to the evangelicals. The future does not belong to religion."

Peter Singer (Princeton 'Professor')

2007-02-04T15:55:00.000-05:00

"I do think that it is sometimes appropriate to kill a human infant. For me, the relevant question is, what makes it so seriously wrong to take a life? Those of you who are not vegetarians are responsible for taking a life every time you eat. Species is no more relevant than race in making these judgments."

Mark Kurlansky (Another Self-Proclaimed Liberal Intellectual)

2007-01-27T22:51:00.000-05:00

"I am sick and tired of the Founding Fathers and all their intents. The real American question of our times is how our country in a little over 200 years sank from the great hope to the most backward democracy in the West. The U.S. offers the worst healthcare program, one of the worst public school systems and the worst benefits for workers... We ought to do something. Instead, we keep worrying about the vision of a bunch of sexist, slave-owning 18th century white men in wigs and breeches."

Jimmy Carter

2007-01-27T22:43:00.000-05:00

"My whole book is written about Palestine and its lands, and about what is going on against the Palestinian people, which is in my view, very similar, and in some cases worse than what happened to the Blacks in South Africa."

Danny Glover (If You're Going to make numbers up, why not 200 Million?)

2007-01-27T22:41:00.000-05:00

"We all know Reagan's legacy, from the Iran-Contra affair to the funding of the Nicaraguan military in which over 200,000 people died. The groundwork for the move steadily to the right happened with the Reagan administration. People want to elevate him to some mythic level; they have their own reason for doing that."

Chevy Chase

2007-01-27T22:38:00.000-05:00

"This guy in office is an uneducated, real lying schmuck ... and we still couldn't beat him with a bore like Kerry."

Ed Asner

2007-01-27T22:33:00.000-05:00

"I think Joe Stalin was a guy that was hugely misunderstood."

Woody Allen (Speaking About his Daughter/Wife)

2007-01-20T16:58:00.000-05:00

"I don’t want to have to refer to my French-fried potatoes as freedom fries and I don’t want to have to freedom-kiss my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her."

Ben Affleck

2007-01-20T16:57:00.001-05:00

"The Bush administration has continued to push a dangerous right-wing agenda which has included increasing encroachments on civil liberties, particularly with the questionable and aggressive use of the Patriot Act."

Linda Ronstadt (Former Singer and Current Food Expert)

2007-01-20T16:51:00.000-05:00

"[Michael Moore] is someone who cares about this country deeply and is trying to help."

Linda Ronstadt (70's Pop Star)

2007-01-20T16:46:00.000-05:00

"I worry that some people are entertained by the idea of this war. They don't know anything about the Iraqis, but they're angry and frustrated in their own lives. It's like Germany, before Hitler took over. The economy was bad and people felt kicked around. They looked for a scapegoat. Now we've got a new bunch of Hitlers."

Jennifer Anniston (Before Brad left her for someone closer to Jenna Bush's age)

2007-01-20T16:37:00.000-05:00

"We'd pass her in the hall, and Brad would say, 'Heyyyy, Jenna, wanna beer? I got one in the truck!"

Moby (You go Girl!)

2007-01-13T18:17:00.000-05:00

"Can someone remind me why secession is not an option at this point? I mean let's be realistic, we live in a divided country. Can't we have the breakaway republics of 'north-east-istan' and 'pacific-stan'? Wouldn't the red states be happier without us? We could still travel freely and trade freely with them, but can't we just leave? Then you could have 3 countries: northeastistan pacificstan redstateistan one other option would be for us to all join the Republican party en masse and make it socially liberal and fiscally conservative(as opposed to it's current 'socially puritanical/fiscally insane' status). Ok, it's done. John kerry has seceded. If you need us, my friends and I will be drunk for the next 4 years."

Jenna Elfman (Former TV Actress)

2007-01-13T18:09:00.000-05:00

“I intend to make Scientology as accessible to as many people as I can. And that is my goal.”

Katie 'Last Place' Couric

2007-01-13T18:08:00.000-05:00

"[Saddam Hussein] kept the Sunnis and the Shiites apart and from killing each other."

Rosie O'Donnell

2007-01-13T18:04:00.000-05:00

"My son said, 'It's so embarrassing having you talk all the time on TV about being gay and you picking me up at school in painter's pants.' I told him, 'Yeah, yeah, keep it for your book.'"

Johnny Depp

2007-01-13T17:54:00.000-05:00

"My daughter is four, my boy is one. I'd like them to see America as a toy, a broken toy. Investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling and then get out."

Peggy Drexler (VERY Liberal Feminist)

2006-12-30T19:52:00.000-05:00

"In our society, often we idealize and elevate the role of father in a boy's life without giving credence to the fact that actual fathers can be destructive and a boy may be better off without his father. Sometimes a father can be an aggressor who berates the mother, is hypercritical of his children, or...is simply not a good model."

Democrat Controlled 9th Circuit Court of Appeals

2006-12-30T19:50:00.000-05:00

"There is no fundamental rightof parents to be the exclusive provider of information regarding sexual matters to their children. Parents have no due processor privacy right to override the determinations of public schools as to the information to which their children will be exposed while enrolled as students."

ForesakeTheTroops.com (Defunct Liberal-Democrat Website)

2006-12-30T19:44:00.000-05:00

"This website is proudly dedicated to the notion that our nation's military is grossly overcompensated, at the expense of the American taxpayers. Even as the evil, overspending Pentagon seeks to raise benefits for these scumbags, Forsake The Troops believes that these pukes get pay and benefits tax-free when in a combat zone [and should not]. Our problem is this: the military is a lifestyle these morons chose. What idiot risks their life for a country? It's what they chose. Forsake our Troops! They must think that if they go to war, they don't need to pay taxes just like the rest of us. Let 'em die in combat -- we don't need their ilk!"

UPDATE: Thankfully, this website was bought by "USAF Forums at www.3C0X1.net & UV3.net webhosting." It is now defunct.

Mahdi Bray (Muslim American Society Freedom Foundation)

2006-12-30T19:41:00.000-05:00

"It's a shame that as an African-American and a Muslim I have the double whammy of having to worry about driving while Black and flying while Muslim."

Bill Maher

2006-12-30T19:35:00.000-05:00

“When you look at beliefs in such things as, do you go to heaven, is there a devil, we have more in common with Turkey and Iran and Syria than we do with European nations and Canada and nations that, yes, I would consider more enlightened than us."

Nancy Pelosi (Not Very Good at Math)

2006-12-30T19:29:00.000-05:00

“Five years after 9/11 and Osama bin Laden is still free and not a single terrorist who planned 9/11 has been caught and brought to justice.”

John Hockenberry (NBC)

2006-12-24T21:28:00.000-05:00

“Tonight, we’re going to show you a new true face of homelessness in America. Today’s homeless are families, and the families you will meet have done everything right and yet there’s no place for them. Still, they struggle to find a home....There are more families homeless in New York City now than at any in the last 20 years....in numbers, it’s estimated, not seen since the Great Depression.”

Peter Jennings

2006-12-24T21:22:00.000-05:00

“This week we were surprised to see several hundred artists and writers walking through the streets of Baghdad to say thank you to Saddam Hussein. He had just increased their monthly financial support. Cynical, you could argue at this particular time, but the state has always supported the arts, and some of the most creative people in the Arab world have always been Iraqis. And whatever they think about Saddam Hussein in the privacy of their homes, on this occasion they were praising his defense of the homeland in the face of American threats.”

Barbara Walters (To Hillary Clinton!)

2006-12-24T21:21:00.000-05:00

“You became First Lady like no other First Lady before you. You had your own interests, you got involved in public policy. No First Lady had done that without being severely criticized. Did you realize what you were getting into? I don’t think people realize how strong your faith is.”

Jonathan Alter (Newsweek)

2006-12-24T21:20:00.000-05:00

“When the word gets out that Dean isn’t liberal – and in fact is quite conservative – on fiscal issues, he’ll pick up more McCain support....On fiscal issues, he’s far to the right of [Ted] Kennedy.”

Ken Bode (Former CNN Guy)

2006-12-24T21:08:00.000-05:00

“The rap on Dean is that he’s like Dukakis and Mondale and McGovern. Well, McGovern was a liberal, but we had an issue and that was the war. Dukakis was no liberal and neither was Mondale. Both of them had several people to the left in those primaries. It was what the Republicans did to them once they got the nomination that made them seem to be liberals in both cases.”

Lester Holt (On the Today Show)

2006-12-09T19:23:00.000-05:00

“Coming up in our next half-hour, is your SUV a weapon of mass destruction?”

Jonathan Reynolds (New York Times Magazine)

2006-12-09T19:18:00.000-05:00

“If you see a whole monkfish at the market, you’ll find its massive mouth scarier than a shark’s. Apparently it sits on the bottom of the ocean, opens its Godzilla jaws and waits for poor unsuspecting fishies to swim right into it, not unlike the latest recipients of W’s capital-gains cuts.”

Aaron Brown (Former CNN Toad)

2006-12-09T19:17:00.000-05:00

“Once upon a time, a scientist named Galileo said the Earth was round, and the political leaders of the time said, ‘No, no, Galileo it’s flat,’ and Galileo got life under house arrest for his little theory. Today, the vast majority of scientists will tell you the Earth is getting warmer and most would agree that industry is at least in part to blame. So far nobody’s gone to jail for saying that, which doesn’t mean the idea isn’t squarely at the center of a political dust up – and not an insignificant one at that because, if the charges leveled against the White House are true, an important environmental question is being twisted or ignored for the sake of politics.”

David Chen (New York Times, Comparing our Military to Al-Qaeda)

2006-12-09T19:15:00.000-05:00

“To many New Yorkers, the scenes of a city under siege were achingly familiar. New Yorkers watching the televised bombing of Baghdad yesterday said they were riveted by the raw and uninterrupted display of American military might. But for some, the bombing brought back particularly visceral and chilling memories. They could not help thinking about Sept. 11, and how New York, too, was once under assault from the skies.”

Charles Pierce (Boston Globe)

2006-12-09T19:12:00.000-05:00

“If she had lived, Mary Jo Kopechne would be 62 years old. Through his tireless work as a legislator, Edward Kennedy would have brought comfort to her in her old age.”

Joel Stein (Time Magazine)

2006-12-02T15:42:00.000-05:00

“I leave my friends behind and rush the stage to try to dance with [former Attorney General Janet] Reno, only to find myself in a small crowd of men living the same fantasy."

Candy Crowley (CNN, One of the Few Women Who Actually Looks Worse Than Ted Kennedy)

2006-12-02T15:39:00.000-05:00

“He [Ted Kennedy] is the last of the liberal lions, roaring on behalf of the voiceless....The 30-year-old with nothing but a name to run on turned 70 as one of the premier legislators of the 20th century."

Brian Williams (NBC News)

2006-12-02T15:38:00.000-05:00

“Is it fair to call him [Jimmy Carter] the best former President in, at minimum, modern American history, and perhaps, well, I guess, the last 200 years?”

Barbara Walters (Senility Rate is 96)

2006-12-02T15:36:00.000-05:00

“For Castro, freedom starts with education. And if literacy alone were the yardstick, Cuba would rank as one of the freest nations on Earth. The literacy rate is 96 percent.”

Michael Moore

2006-12-02T15:25:00.000-05:00

"They [Americans] are possibly the dumbest people on the planet ... in thrall to conniving, thieving, smug pricks,"

Peter Jennings (Talking About ABC! ...Yes ABC!)

2006-11-23T17:18:00.000-05:00

“I don’t think anybody who looks carefully at us thinks that we are a left-wing or a right-wing organization.”

Leslie Stahl (Talking About CBS! Yes, CBS!)

2006-11-23T17:16:00.000-05:00

“I don’t know of anybody’s political bias at CBS News....We try very hard to get any opinion that we have out of our stories, and most of our stories are balanced.”

Hermann Goering

2006-11-23T16:45:00.000-05:00

God gave the savior to the German people. We have faith, deep and unshakeable faith, that he [Hitler] was sent to us by God to save Germany."

Dan Rather

2006-11-23T16:42:00.000-05:00

“Despite what many Americans think, most Soviets do not yearn for capitalism or Western-style democracy.”

John Kerry

2006-11-23T16:38:00.000-05:00

“You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”

Bill Mahr

2006-11-18T16:49:00.000-05:00

"We give an infinitesimal amount of our money to people around the world. I think what people around the world would say is it would take so little for this rich country to help and alleviate so much misery and even that is too much for them. We’re oblivious to suffering.”

Bill Clinton

2006-11-18T16:32:00.000-05:00

"It's your money, says President Bush when he promotes tax cuts. I disagree with his tax policy but admire his spin."

Robert Altman

2006-11-18T16:31:00.000-05:00

"If you asked would I live in London the rest of my life, yeah, I'd be very happy to stay here. There's nothing in America that I would miss at all."