Salon Internet Magazine

"What is the difference between Palin and a Muslim fundamentalist? Lipstick."

Margaret Cho (Korean Comedian Trying to Make it in USA)

"They shouldn't have the right to call themselves Christian, for they have no Christ-like attributes. I am a feminist and a Christian - and when I see Sarah Palin - I see neither. And it is official. She is evil."

Washington Post Staff Writer (Only Lesbos Are Women!)

"Her [Sarah Palin] greatest hypocrisy is in her pretense that she is a woman."

Roseanne Barr (Late 80's TV Personality Hates Sarah Palin)

"Bad Mother Palin is blabbing about how her pregnant teenage daughter has made the right choice!!! Well, first of all, Ms. Palin, I mean Mrs. Palin, your slutty daughter wouldn't have a choice to make at all, if you had your way!!! ...I can see that she gets off talking badly to Barack, and I am sure the "N word" is rollin around that empty head of hers somewhere."

Al Gore (Third World Children are Better Than Yours)

"Any child born into the hugely consumptionist way of life so common in the industrial world will have an impact that is, on average, many times more destructive than that of a child born in the developing world."

John Kerry Thinks People in the Military are Stupid

You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.

OJ Simpson

"I consider myself a relatively moral guy"

Bill Clinton (1974)

"If a President of the United States ever lied to the American people he should resign."

Bill Clinton (Both Quotes)

"You can't say you love your country and hate your government."

"A lot of wonderful people love their country and hate the military."

Carol Malia (BBC)

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."

Alicia Silverstone (Actress)

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

David Dinkins (Former New York City Mayor)

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."

Marion Berry (Former Mayor of Washington DC)

"First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl."

Barbara Boxer

Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.

Ivana Trump

"Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."

Gerry Brown

"The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others."

Sean Penn

"The money that's spent on this war would be better spent on building levees in New Orleans and health care in Africa and care for our veterans. Iraq is not our toilet. It's a country of human beings whose lives that were once oppressed by Saddam are now in Dante's Inferno."

Rosie O'Donnell

"But interesting with the British sailors, there were 15 British sailors and Marines who apparently went into Iranian waters and they were seized by the Iranians. And I have one thing to say: Gulf of Tonkin, Google it. Okay."

Frank Albrecht (Animal Rights Activist Who Wants to Kill Orphaned Polar Bear Instead of Letting be Raised by Humans)

"Hand-feeding is not appropriate for the species and is a grave violation of the animal protection laws"...."Legally speaking, the zoo should kill the baby bear. Otherwise it is condemning the bear to a dysfunctional life and that too is a breach of the law."

Jimmy Carter

"There will be no peace until Israel agrees to withdraw from all occupied Palestinian territory."

Stupid Parent

"My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."

Ray Nagin (New Orleans)

"It's time for us to come together. It's time for us to rebuild New Orleans — the one that should be a chocolate New Orleans. This city will be a majority African American city. It's the way God wants it to be. You can't have New Orleans no other way. It wouldn't be New Orleans"........"This city will be chocolate at the end of the day."

United for Peace and Justice (Yawnnnnn...)

"The Political Cooperative will put a new, temporary government in place that is comprised of people from Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch and all the organizations that have finally made us aware of the truth of the savage practices and illegal policies of our government in assassinating our own officials as well as people throughout the world who oppose their criminal activity."

Noam Chomsky (Under His Way of Thinking, Jews who Defended Themselves During the Holocaust Were Terrorists)

"I have been writing about terrorism for 25 years always using the official U.S. definition, but that definition is un-usable, and the reason is that when you use that definition it turns out, not surprisingly,that the U.S is one of the leading terrorist states, and the other states become terrorist or non-terrorist depending on how they are relating to U.S. goals."

Steven Erlanger (New York Times)

"The asymmetry in the reported death tolls is marked and growing: some 230 Lebanese dead, most of them civilians, to 25 Israeli dead, 13 of them civilians. In Gaza, one Israel soldier has died from his own army's fire, and 103 Palestinians have been killed, 70 percent of them militants. The cold figures, combined with Israeli air attacks on civilian infrastructure...have led to accusations by France and the European Union...that Israel is guilty of 'disproportionate use of force'..."