Peter Jennings (Talking About ABC! ...Yes ABC!)

“I don’t think anybody who looks carefully at us thinks that we are a left-wing or a right-wing organization.”

Leslie Stahl (Talking About CBS! Yes, CBS!)

“I don’t know of anybody’s political bias at CBS News....We try very hard to get any opinion that we have out of our stories, and most of our stories are balanced.”

Hermann Goering

God gave the savior to the German people. We have faith, deep and unshakeable faith, that he [Hitler] was sent to us by God to save Germany."

Dan Rather

“Despite what many Americans think, most Soviets do not yearn for capitalism or Western-style democracy.”

John Kerry

“You know, education, if you make the most of it, if you study hard and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.”

Bill Mahr

"We give an infinitesimal amount of our money to people around the world. I think what people around the world would say is it would take so little for this rich country to help and alleviate so much misery and even that is too much for them. We’re oblivious to suffering.”

Bill Clinton

"It's your money, says President Bush when he promotes tax cuts. I disagree with his tax policy but admire his spin."

Robert Altman

"If you asked would I live in London the rest of my life, yeah, I'd be very happy to stay here. There's nothing in America that I would miss at all."

Bill Clinton

"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is"

Barbra Streisand

"Clinton's pardons have no impact on the health and welfare of the American people."

Karen Grigsby Bates (LA Times, Strangely Fascinated With Killing Black Men)

"Whenever I hear Trent Lott speak, I immediately think of nooses decorating trees. Big trees, with black bodies swinging from the business ends of nooses."

Arkansas Times

"Kenneth Starr is cunning, ruthless, and about as well mannered as Heinrich Himmler."

Evan Thomas (Newsweek Ass Who is Cruel to People Who Died of Alzheimer's)

"He [Ronald Reagan] had a kind of an intuitive idiot genius."

Julianne Malveaux (USA Today, Butt Ugly Female of Some Sort)

"I hope his [Clarence Thomas] wife feeds him lots of eggs and butter and he dies early like many black men do, of heart disease."

Nina Totenberg (Typical PBS Broad)

"[I]f there is retributive justice [Sen. Jesse Helms] will get AIDS from a transfusion, or one of his grandchildren will get it."

Bill Clinton

"I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time-never. These allegations are false."

Bill Mahr

"I mean, I think, Iraqis, I think, feel that if we drove smaller cars, maybe we wouldn’t have to kill them for their oil.”

Jessica Lange

“I despise him [President George W. Bush]. I despise his administration and everything they stand for."

Woody Harrelson

"This is a racist and imperialist war. The warmongers who stole the White House have hijacked a nation's grief and turned it into a perpetual war on any non-white country they choose to describe as terrorist."

Peter Jennings

“He [Treasury Secretary-designate John Snow] is said to be in favor of further tax cuts but against deficits. Doesn’t one lead to the other?”