"Bin Laden didn't come from the abstract. He came from somewhere, and if you look where ... you'll see America's hand of villainy."
20060509
Janeane Garofalo (I'm Not Really Sure Why She's Famous...)
"I did not support Operation Desert Fox."
Jessica Lange (Old-Time Actress)
“I despise him [President George W. Bush]. I despise his administration and everything they stand for."
Senator Patty Murray (Democrat, Washington)
"He's (Osama bin Laden) been out in these countries for decades, building schools, building roads, building infrastructure, building day-care facilities, building health-care facilities, and these people are extremely grateful. We haven't done that."
Congresswoman Marcy Kaptur (Democrat, Ohio)
"One could say that Osama bin Laden and these non-nation-state fighters with religious purpose are very similar to those kind of atypical revolutionaries that helped to cast off the British crown."
Jane Fonda (Very Rich Capitalist & Hypocrite)
"I would think that if you understood what Communism was, you would hope, you would pray on your knees, that we would someday become communists."
Martin Sheen (Has the Gravitas, Because he so Successfully Raised Charlie Sheen)
"Rob Reiner [of Meathead fame] is really the only qualified guy in our profession to go into politics."
20060508
Kate Hudson (Actress, Because Her Mother is Goldie Hawn)
"Sometimes I'll be walking down the street [in Paris] and I'll hear some American and I'll just go, 'Of course they hate us, of course they can't stand us. We're the most annoying, boisterous creatures in the world.' I mean we come in and we eat mounds of food and we're like, 'Where's the ketchup for our French fries? I'm like, 'Shut up.' "
Catherine Commins (Formerly of Vassar College)
"Men who are unjustly accused of rape can gain from the experience."
Ingrid Newkirk (Cofounder of PETA)
"Six million Jews died in concentration camps, but six billion broiler chickens will die this year in slaughterhouses."
Ward Churchill (University of Colorado)
"If there was a better, more effective, or in fact any other way of visiting some penalty befitting their participation upon the little Eichmanns inhabiting the sterile sanctuary of the twin towers, I'd really be interested in hearing about it."
Senator Robert Byrd (Democrat, West Virginia)
"Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see the beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds."
20060505
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