Moby (You go Girl!)

"Can someone remind me why secession is not an option at this point? I mean let's be realistic, we live in a divided country. Can't we have the breakaway republics of 'north-east-istan' and 'pacific-stan'? Wouldn't the red states be happier without us? We could still travel freely and trade freely with them, but can't we just leave? Then you could have 3 countries: northeastistan pacificstan redstateistan one other option would be for us to all join the Republican party en masse and make it socially liberal and fiscally conservative(as opposed to it's current 'socially puritanical/fiscally insane' status). Ok, it's done. John kerry has seceded. If you need us, my friends and I will be drunk for the next 4 years."

Jenna Elfman (Former TV Actress)

“I intend to make Scientology as accessible to as many people as I can. And that is my goal.”

Katie 'Last Place' Couric

"[Saddam Hussein] kept the Sunnis and the Shiites apart and from killing each other."

Rosie O'Donnell

"My son said, 'It's so embarrassing having you talk all the time on TV about being gay and you picking me up at school in painter's pants.' I told him, 'Yeah, yeah, keep it for your book.'"

Johnny Depp

"My daughter is four, my boy is one. I'd like them to see America as a toy, a broken toy. Investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling and then get out."