20070127

Mark Kurlansky (Another Self-Proclaimed Liberal Intellectual)

"I am sick and tired of the Founding Fathers and all their intents. The real American question of our times is how our country in a little over 200 years sank from the great hope to the most backward democracy in the West. The U.S. offers the worst healthcare program, one of the worst public school systems and the worst benefits for workers... We ought to do something. Instead, we keep worrying about the vision of a bunch of sexist, slave-owning 18th century white men in wigs and breeches."

Jimmy Carter

"My whole book is written about Palestine and its lands, and about what is going on against the Palestinian people, which is in my view, very similar, and in some cases worse than what happened to the Blacks in South Africa."

Danny Glover (If You're Going to make numbers up, why not 200 Million?)

"We all know Reagan's legacy, from the Iran-Contra affair to the funding of the Nicaraguan military in which over 200,000 people died. The groundwork for the move steadily to the right happened with the Reagan administration. People want to elevate him to some mythic level; they have their own reason for doing that."

Chevy Chase

"This guy in office is an uneducated, real lying schmuck ... and we still couldn't beat him with a bore like Kerry."

Ed Asner

"I think Joe Stalin was a guy that was hugely misunderstood."

20070120

Woody Allen (Speaking About his Daughter/Wife)

"I don’t want to have to refer to my French-fried potatoes as freedom fries and I don’t want to have to freedom-kiss my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her."

Ben Affleck

"The Bush administration has continued to push a dangerous right-wing agenda which has included increasing encroachments on civil liberties, particularly with the questionable and aggressive use of the Patriot Act."

Linda Ronstadt (Former Singer and Current Food Expert)

"[Michael Moore] is someone who cares about this country deeply and is trying to help."

Linda Ronstadt (70's Pop Star)

"I worry that some people are entertained by the idea of this war. They don't know anything about the Iraqis, but they're angry and frustrated in their own lives. It's like Germany, before Hitler took over. The economy was bad and people felt kicked around. They looked for a scapegoat. Now we've got a new bunch of Hitlers."

Jennifer Anniston (Before Brad left her for someone closer to Jenna Bush's age)

"We'd pass her in the hall, and Brad would say, 'Heyyyy, Jenna, wanna beer? I got one in the truck!"

20070113

Moby (You go Girl!)

"Can someone remind me why secession is not an option at this point? I mean let's be realistic, we live in a divided country. Can't we have the breakaway republics of 'north-east-istan' and 'pacific-stan'? Wouldn't the red states be happier without us? We could still travel freely and trade freely with them, but can't we just leave? Then you could have 3 countries: northeastistan pacificstan redstateistan one other option would be for us to all join the Republican party en masse and make it socially liberal and fiscally conservative(as opposed to it's current 'socially puritanical/fiscally insane' status). Ok, it's done. John kerry has seceded. If you need us, my friends and I will be drunk for the next 4 years."

Jenna Elfman (Former TV Actress)

“I intend to make Scientology as accessible to as many people as I can. And that is my goal.”

Katie 'Last Place' Couric

"[Saddam Hussein] kept the Sunnis and the Shiites apart and from killing each other."

Rosie O'Donnell

"My son said, 'It's so embarrassing having you talk all the time on TV about being gay and you picking me up at school in painter's pants.' I told him, 'Yeah, yeah, keep it for your book.'"

Johnny Depp

"My daughter is four, my boy is one. I'd like them to see America as a toy, a broken toy. Investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling and then get out."