Oliver Stone

“Terrorism is a manageable action. It can be lived with.”

Hillary Clinton (Talking About OTHER People)

"They are the most disgusting group of political thugs that I have ever seen."

Frank Rizzo (Former Philadelphia Police Chief)

"The streets are safe in Philadelphia -- it's only the people who make them unsafe."

Al Gore (People Less Important Than Trees? Maybe He Really is Made of Wood)

"The Pacific Yew can be cut down and processed to produce a potent chemical, taxol, which offers some promise of curing certain forms of lung, breast, and ovarian cancer in patients who would otherwise quickly die. It seems an easy choice -- sacrifice the tree for a human life -- until one learns that three trees must be destroyed for each patient treated, that only specimens more than a hundred years old contain the potent chemical in their bark, and that there are very few of these yews remaining on earth."

John Bowman (Washington DC Councilman)

"If crime went down 100%, it would still be fifty times higher than it should be."

Marion Berry

"There are two kinds of truth. There are real truths, and there are made up truths."

Chrissie Hynde (Putrifying Former Rock-Star)

“I hope the Muslims win.”

Hillary Clinton

"I mean, you've got a conservative and right-wing press presence with really nothing on the other end of the political spectrum."

Hillary Clinton (Perhaps the Funniest Thing Ever Said)

"Why do I have to keep proving to people that I am not a liar?"

Hillary Clinton

"I have to admit that a good deal of what my husband and I have learned [about Islam] has come from our daughter."

Hillary Clinton

"It's been said, and I think it's accurate, that my husband was obsessed by terrorism in general and al-Qaida in particular."

Ajai Raj (Liberal Having a Hissy-Fit Against Ann Coulter)

"So, what do you think about conservative men that all they do with their wives is fuck them in the ass?"

Eric Berndt (Asked to a Supreme Court Justice)

"Do you sodomize your wife?"

Nicholas J. Von Pless

"What scholarly contribution does ROTC offer on a campus, when it is primarily about fighting tactics and stifles free speech?"

Anonymous Student, Syarif Hidayatullah State Islamic University (Jakarta, Indonesia)

"Who's the terrorists?"

Al Franken

Making jokes about Terri Schiavo is one of the hardest things I've had to do as a humorist.

Eleanor Clift (The McLaughlin Group)

"[Russia’s Vladimir Putin is] the only one of those leaders who goes in there [the G8 summit] with a commanding popularity among his own people, because he is perceived to be an effective dictator. What we have in this country is a dictator who’s ineffective."

Eleanor Clift (Newsweek)

"There’s nothing this administration won’t do under the guise of battling terrorism....The only way the American people can stop Bush’s imperial expansion of power short is to turn out in massive numbers to take back one or the other body of Congress from Republican control."

U.S. News and World Report

"Vote Democratic, Earn More."

Jack Cafferty (Another Uninspiring CNN News Vomiter)

"The last time we got a tape from Osama bin Laden was right before the 2004 presidential election. Now here we are, four days away from hearings starting in Washington into the wiretapping of America’s telephones without bothering to get a court order or a warrant, and up pops another tape from Osama bin Laden. Coincidence? Who knows."

Katie Couric

"Gas is the lowest it’s been all year, a nationwide average of $2.23 a gallon. It hasn’t been that low since last Christmas. But is this an election-year present from President Bush to fellow Republicans?"

Cindy Sheehan

"I see Iraq as the base for spreading imperialism."

Bob Schieffer, CBS News

"I’m Bob Schieffer. It just keeps getting worse in Iraq. The death toll is rising. Tension is growing between Shiites and Sunnis. Is the country sliding toward civil war?"

Jonathan Alter, Newsweek,

"I don’t have a clue as to whether [former House Majority Leader Tom] DeLay violated the law or not, this very old Texas statute that he’s been indicted on, but I do know it’s the first time in 200 years that the House of Representatives has been run for a whole decade, or almost a decade, by a corrupt zealot."

Ty Burr, Boston Globe Movie Critic

"Stealth is a pretty fair military-hardware action movie until you start thinking about it — at which point it turns incredibly sour in your mouth. I can therefore recommend it to any and all audiences lacking higher brain functions. Sea cucumbers, perhaps. Ones waving American flags.... This is exactly the sort of movie we don’t need right now: a delusional military fantasy in which collateral damage doesn’t exist....For a movie to pretend, in the face of the deaths of tens of thousands of Iraqi men, women, and children directly or indirectly caused by our presence there, that we can wage war without anyone really getting hurt isn’t naive, or wishful thinking, or a jim-dandy way to spend a Saturday night at the movies. It’s an obscenity."